The story below is the story of few bloggers where they returned and lived in the Middle East, it will be obvious where each one comes from by reading the playful scenario below; This was posted on Mirvat's blog before as comment, but I just decided to post it here after Lirun attempted to post yet another comment on my other blog with his usual Israeli propaganda...This is for you Lirun...just in case you get bored I don't want you to loose this post...
Let s start with positions:
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Mone President of Syria,Basically I m just watching what is going on, picking my nose, and hoping I don't get any of this
Mirvat President of Lebanon, very optimistic about bringing her country up after years of war
Rhiannon is a refugee on the borders somewhere, She is continuously folding her tint and on the move..She has 3 chickens she loves
Zee is a UN soldier, from US but born in Switzerland, basically he is on the borders watching rockets go both ways while reading his Playboy Magazine
Snurdly is the Prime Minister of Israel, He was war criminal back many years, but that is OK, it s been many years and now he has smartened up and is very professional.
Andrey is a war general on the ground, he immigrated years back to Israel now he is enrolled in the army and kicking serious ass
Lirun is the Minister of Propaganda and a speaker of the government, he has read many books on psychology and Human behaviors.
In few years
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Snurdly is really annoyed by the rocks of the Palestinians, they just don't seem to stop..bloody kids, so he decided to attack Lebanon...relieving the pressure from his government to do something..It happens so that Lebanon started doing great Tourism wise, in fact has taken the light out of Israel..why not? Oh He needed an excuse, so he went to Rhiannon and stole her tint and killed her 3 chickens in response and predictably Rhiannon looked around, took 2 tires, set them on fires and threw them over the borders, they in turn, miraculously landed on a house and burned it down..
But, Before Andery finally gets his orders, he has to wait for Lirun who starts a verbal attack on Mone, the nose picking is environmentally not friendly and does cause security threats for Israel, For sure he has helped Rhiannon with the Tire issue too, Zee is annoyed of Mone, this s really disgusting and files a complain to the head office, soon the whole world is annoyed of this fact and want to do something about it.
In few days Andrey pushes his airplanes and bombs the socks out of Lebanon, they need to get the terrorist Rhiannon out and kill Mone's incentives at same time..
After few weeks,
Mone, promised will never pick his nose again
Mirvat, still vowing to rebuild her country..oh after she finds her office's candles, since Andrey's army destroyed some serious infrastructure.
Rhiannon was not caught and she is still very upset about her 3 chickens, and waiting for Arabic Help Fund to give her cloth and a new tint.
Snurdly is busy with the phone being congratulated with this great mission which reduced world terrorism by at least a half.
Andrey has been promoted and may run to take Snurdly's job in few years.
Lirun, started a new peace initiative with neighbor countries and a fund to help rebuild the Burnt house that Rhiannon has destroyed.
Zee is settled in his new post on the border, the rocks still go by, but at least no more Nose Picking, he decided to help the US economy so he subscribed to both Playboy and Penthouse.. :)
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